Clubbers of the Week: Breaking ourselves in Week 12
‘It’s the last big cheese of the semester we have to go’ – No, you don’t
Jamie CalderWe’ve made it – this rollercoaster of a semester is over. No more 9ams, no more cohort meetings, and thankfully no more Big Cheese. Roll on semester two!
Stunners of the Week
Winner:
No one else can make a flannel look this good
Runners up:
“ERM ACTUALLY”
Realising you don’t have to get up for your 9am tomorrow (you weren’t going anyway x)
Somehow managed to nail the pose, the lighting, and the smile smile all on the first take
This is why it’s called stunnerS of the week!
Creeper of the Week
Winner:
This picture is the reason I don’t work at Maccies anymore
Runners Up:
Didn’t know ‘worst pose’ was a competition in Subway x
Trying to be smooth after 10 drinks
What has the camera man done to you?
My exact reaction babe
Album cover of the Week
Winner:
I have no idea what you’re doing but you’re doing it well x
Runners Up:
Hearing someone say ‘Belligoal’ in Subway feels like some form of hate crime but we move
This is clearly from a movie and not Subway idk why it’s here
Me and the girlies as soon as we hear ‘Hey, hey, you you!’
About to drop an incredible disstrack
Perfect timing
Wanker of the Week
Winner:
Ick lol
Runners Up:
Me: Show me a blank piece of paper as a club photo
ChatGPT: Certainly!
Think you missed the turning to Hive guys
There is no song they play in Subway that requires this move (or that face)
The three horsemen of icks
Hero of the Week
Winner:
A Renaissance scene
Runners up:
Is this big cheese or a family Christmas party (tbf that would probably have more people than big cheese)
“One more drink?”
Why Not bouncers choosing at random who to let in
Are you Kenough? x
Heroine of the Week
Winner:
A heroine for being able to have this much fun at Big Cheese
Runners Up:
This picture could be the start of a romance arc
How this passes health and safety assessments I do not know
Showing your friends how it’s done
Honestly deserving of an award for trecking to Why Not at this time of year in a skirt
Happy birthday from the Tab bab
Unhappy clubbers of the Week
Winner:
This is the second picture where you look both miserable and angry – do you need a hug?
Runners Up:
That’s enough from you mate
I feel you girl
Smile guys x
Best of the Rest
The matching of energy here is beautiful
Take our picture ha ha. We love Subway ha ha.
You look a bit too smug about this mate
This is really cute actually
Wouldn’t be Why Not without the VK/vape combo
Yeah that’ll show them
People are too happy this week, it’s making my job a lot harder
Tongues out, guns out
You have successfully carried this group through the entire semester – you all either hate each other or you’re some sort of social masterminds
The final ‘Rock On’ of the semester 🙁
Photographer Credits:
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Thomas Image Photography: The Hive Nightclub
Kealan Bond: Why Not Nightclub
Tracey Largue: Big Cheese
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