Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Praying for heaven after Week Seven
How do you all still not know how to pose for a picture?
Jamie CalderThe spring sun is finally starting to make an appearance, so where else to celebrate but the dark depths of Cowgate?
Stunner of the Week
Winner:
The smile, the pose, the fit and the drink: yes yes yes
Runners Up:
This is just CotW-bait but I’m falling for it <3
THIS is what Easter is all about
Looking good in Hive lighting is an outrageously powerful flex
Stunners deserve love too xoxo
Creeper of the Week
Winner:
Valid reaction from this lady because what is this?
Runners Up:
Born in the wrong generation x
Put your tongue away pls
Who let you out of your cage?
Hero of the Week
Winner:
I don’t want to see any of your search histories but I can respect the shirts
Runners Up:
Unfortunately all I can think of is the stench after a few hours in Subway wearing cosy fleeces
Hot x
This man has his priorities straight
Heroine of the Week
Winner:
Girly you’re obsessed
Runners Up:
I bet you nailed that note
The second best way to spend your birthday (after Hive)
I am OBSESSED with all of your outfits – I need that jacket
Wanker of the Week
Winner:
LEAVE ME ALONE
Runners Up:
You are everything that is wrong with this world
This just reminds me of the gummy bear adverts – you’re so tooty fruity
Hmmm
These photos make me so disappointed every single week
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
Winner:
Valid reaction to knowing you can’t escape Clubbers of the Week
Runners Up:
How every guy looks when they go in for a kiss
This is the most awkward hug I’ve ever had the misfortune to witness
Meant to be a candid lad
Unrequited love always hurts
Best of the Rest
Should I call someone? Are you okay?
You’d definitely shout at me for crossing the road without waiting for the lights but you still kinda ate
You’re not in Euphoria, chill
The jawline that can kill
put that away
I fear for my life every day living so close to Hive
Photographer Credits:
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Thomas Image Photography: The Hive Nightclub
Kealan Bond: Why Not Nightclub
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