Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Seventh Heaven in Week 11
Time to pre before the sun even sets
Jamie CalderThere’s something in the air in the library just makes me want to drink. Or maybe I just want to drink?
Stunner of the Week
Winner:
You’d both give me a coffee with latte art of a heart and I’d fall for you
Runners Up:
You guys are exactly what Subway should be
Wouldn’t even need the watermark to know you were in WhyNot
I’ve already told my parents about all of you
Wanker of the Week
Winner:
Don’t know how you’ve spilt your drink so badly in a room full of max 15 people
Runners Up:
Get the badge in x
Correct reaction girl
Um?
Okay
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner:
Look, I’m sorry, but if your hen do is in hive… good luck
Runners Up:
Should’ve gone to Specsavers
What Jesus would’ve wanted x
Dance battle ready
????
When your friend asks what you did with their drink
Creeper of the Week
Winner:
Hmmm
Runners Up:
The way he’s staring right at the camera from all the way over there is truly haunting
So many gym bros
Good soup
Okay Kubrick
Best of the Rest
Edexcel called, you’re in the next Higher French textbook
Zero life behind these eyes whatsoever
Pop off Billy Elliot
Jesus
Dumb and dumber
Didn’t know we had a celebrity in our midst
Looking gorg ladies
I need more of this energy
Easter Sunday? Easter Monday
Rock onnnnn
Photographer Credits:
Tracey Largue: Big Cheese
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: Why Not Nightclub
Thomas Image Photography: The Hive
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